Who
do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get
their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why
do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Why
do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Why
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless
junk in the garage?
Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of
ten and buns in packages of eight?
Why
do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?
Why
does the sun lighten our hair, but it darkens our skin?
Why
don't we ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery?”
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
If
flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?